Beware!!!

Two weeks ago I got an inbox message (facebook) from a smooth talker, he was so sweet that I accepted him as a friend and replied.  According to him, he has been sending me a friend request which I always delete or ignore but still he never gave up.  He is so in love with me.
We kept in touch online everyday and he became sweeter by the second.  Believe me; any single lady will fall for his sweet words.  Days passed and after one week this guy shocked me.  He told me he has some secrets he'll like me to know cos he loves me so much already. That he has been married and divorced, he has a son who's around 4 years, that he's into drugs but it's just for the money. Then the following day he proposed online!  Ha!  I said what?  He said he'll come down to Nigeria to introduce me to his mum and do the needful cos he can't wait. 
My dear sisters, that was when I began to suspect him.  Who on earth meets a lady and within one week open up his secret of being a drug pusher, propose marriage, and promise to come and pay her bride price in the same month?  Haba!
I checked his profile and saw a lot of convincing pictures but, I still felt that the story was too sweet to be true. I told my friend who was also convinced that the guy is 419. So I led him on and decided to play his game. So, we carried on with our online love.
Then he started demanding for nude pictures and erotic videos! According to him, he wants to see his lover’s body.... I smiled and pleaded with him that I can’t send such.  He tried very hard to persuade me but I stood firm. He then became very angry but I pretended to be crying and begging.  He later calmed down. 
Few days ago, he told me he wanted to go Christmas shopping for me and his mum and he will send the stuffs down for me.  I played along pretended to be so excited. I gave him details of all that I wanted!  He later sent me loads of pictures of the clothes, bags, gold jewelleries, perfumes, including 6 laptops that he has bought for me, ready for shipping! He also told me to make sure I claim them within 2 days to avoid demurrage. I laughed my head off with my friends.
Fast forward….the so called agents called me to confirm the parcel and asked me to pay N28, 500 to enable them forward the consignment to Abuja …Lol.  I called them that I have paid into the account and also informed the guy. He was very happy!
By evening when they didn't see alert, they started calling and I was so laughing and ignoring the calls.
Eventually, I picked their call and insulted their lives out.  I also sent him this message before blocking him. Now he is no longer able to reach me. I am so proud of myself!
Below is the message I sent to him…..

I have never met a bigger fool on earth until you came around!  Oh my baby my love!  How can you be so stupid to think I'll fall for this huh?  How?  It only shows you are still a LEARNER in this game. 

I was just waiting to see how far you'll go with this stupid game of yours and to be frank with you,  you kept me entertained.  Maybe you haven't or you are yet to use your fish brain to figure it out. 

C'mon!  Go back to my profile and check again who you are dealing with - A professional Actor,  a Producer and a young talented Igbo girl from Anambra... We don't fall MUGU!  Love,  marriage proposal, and very expensive gifts just within two weeks?  Oh my Santa!  Remember when I said Santa came too early for me this Christmas?  Nah,  you weren't thinking... Stupid you!  Lol. 

Oh how about the nudes and videos for your blackmail? Lol.  Can't stop laughing my head off.  So you think a working class lady like me will be that stupid to make erotic video with you or send my nudes?  You needed that for your backup just in case I don't fall for this then you will threaten to upload them... That means you think from your anus.

How did you enjoy my cry when you were mad that I refused to fall for it baby?.. Lol.  Comon, give it to me, I was good! 

Guess what?  You have just crossed your auditions and hereby qualified to play the lead role in my upcoming  52 episodes TV series titled THE FOOLISH MUGU!  Please come down to Abuja for the collection of script as I'll commence shoot first week of January. 

Meanwhile I love the nude picture you sent,  I guess u think I'm a baby.  Sending picture of a nude white guy.  He isn't bad sha... I can imagine how terrible you must look, that's why you couldn't send yours. 

Let me not bore you much cos I can only imagine how miserable you must be by now.  Your boss needs to sack you straight away cos you are bad!  Thank you for your entertainment these few days,  I felt loved,  laughed and had fun with your foolishness. 

Less I forget, kindly help me pay the N28,500 to your elusive clearing agent. Who would have imagined that an acclaimed "drug baron" and "benefactor" will be so cheap to work hard (as you have done) only for this peanut in a whole two weeks😳. Perhaps it will interest you to know  that I have made far much more in that same  period. FOOL!

Oh, I'll be waiting for when you change your name from Tony to something else. 

Until then... Dont forget that I still love you o.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE BIGGEST LOSER IN 2017!!!  LOL LOL LOL.